Food you can karate chop

I was giving my daughter her snack after school, and somehow got to wondering which foods you could eat after they’d been hit with a karate chop.

My daughter thought it would work with pizza,.I disagree, the dough wouldn’t be brittle enough to shatter. You’d just get a cheese and tomato flavour hand.

Chocolate possibly? If suspended between two bricks.

Poppadoms are an obvious choice for karate chop food. The crispy, crunchy things need shattering into pieces, and a swift chop with the side of a hand will do the job nicely.

Interestingly you can’t karate chop a chop. We’re still thinking of more karate chop food here…

Very crispy bacon?

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